Gonna write my own lyrics to Brad Paisley's song "Alcohol" (That text & lyric were texted to my hubby while he slept at 2:15 AM.)
>>Mr. Paisley, I hope you never see this, but if you do...please, enjoy. Love the song...but I think the lyrics could sometimes be a little more to the point. LOL<<
Alcohol can give you diarrhea
It can make you puke out your guts
and before you know it you start to show it
& yeah you feel like a putz
Alcohol can make you woozy
It can make you forgetful, too
And when you start drinkin
You stop a-thinkin
Someone's at home waitin for you...
Oh since the day it left Milwaukee, & other places, & somewhere in France
It makes people look rough
Makes the scrawny feel tough
& not feel like such a sissy pants!
Oh it will leave you with a headache
It'll make you think you can dance
But don't sing that tune
Cause you sound like a broom
Just got shoved right up your pants!
Alcohol!!!!!!!!
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